Timo Van Gucht
#LukakuFacts Lukaku has a Chuck Norris statue. It's actually the real Chuck Norris, he is just too afraid to move
— Richard Dodd (@EnglishSavage) October 1, 2013
Rory Delap can throw a ball 50 metres, but Romelu Lukaku can throw Rory Delap 100 metres. #LukakuFacts
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) September 30, 2013
When Lukaku jumps in a swimming pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Lukaku. #LukakuFacts
— Jamie (@jstevenson_8) October 1, 2013
Lukaku isn't on loan to Everton, Everton are on loan to Lukaku #LukakuFacts
— ALEX (@AlexLowson) October 1, 2013
When Lukaku does press ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down! #LukakuFacts @TSBible
— Craig Sanders (@craigsanders10) September 30, 2013
Lukaku went to the Virgin Islands once... They're now just called the islands. #LukakuFacts
— Chris Huff (@Sterdeen) September 30, 2013
Mike Tyson offered his ear to Romelu Lukaku. #LukakuFacts
— Philippe Vande Weyer (@philippevw) October 1, 2013
Death once had a near-Lukaku experience. #LukakuFacts
— Senne Haesen (@Sennesation) October 1, 2013
Lukaku drove his mum home from the hospital after she gave birth to him #LukakuFacts
— Cunt Kid (@wiltshire_harry) September 30, 2013
